hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.
and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.
i always have a double chin.
i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles
and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why
i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up
i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25
also, it’s the size of fucking texas
i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth
my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.
so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.
which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.
TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!
that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.
you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.
your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.
you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.
your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?
TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!
thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.
This girl. Is beautiful. And Rules.
You are so breathtaking ♥
okay okay so i can’t write or make plot for shit but i got ideas, and i like em’ a lot so here’s to hoping you guys like em too.
Okay, Okay so Dipper/Alcor is just floating round and what not, when he feels this weird kinda summons, its not so much a tug as a nudge, its just really soft but persistent so he goes to investigate and finds himself in an abandoned building, not the usaully occult type places, like basements or caves, not even a bedroom.
so he’s going all out type demon stuff right, when he finally sees his summoners, a boy about maybe 11 or so? and his sisters like 9, i guess, and as he sees them he also sees the circle its made of chalk, and the candles are old, ones, not even matching or anything look like they were pulled from the trash,in the middle of the circle is a dirty old stuffed rabbit with all the stuffing in the circle,
The boy and girl are huddled together and now that he’s looking at em they look skinny, like real skinny, and dirty, so he asks them what they want
And the boy goes and says that his mom needs money, a Lot of money, cause if she doesn’t get a house then him and his sisters are gonna be separated, and have to leave and he doesn’t want to leave his sister, (the boy doesn’t care much for the mom)
So Dipper is feeling bad for them and he can sense that they need some help, but asking for money always ends badly, (you get the money, but get into an accident that the money needs to go to etc.)
Eventually he gets them to agree to something a little less drastic, How about a job for your mom? or just a new family in general? so they finally agree only problem is that the price for something that valuable would be the most valuable object they have, which just so happens to be a picture of their family before their dad passed away in battle and their mom was still sane? normal? healthy i guess, so they do the deed, and give em the picture they shake hands and idk where to from there. Any thoughts?
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though