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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

phylum—chordata:

My mom says I’m going to get braces soon
…it’s going to be cold enough for sweaters soon
I’m going to become Mabel Pines

randomman12:

So many people were like “oh man, Bill is gonna grab Dipper’s body! ” But I legitimately thought he was gonna grab a puppet that was crucial to Mabel’s Sock Opera

jaywings:

I just realized that the journal Bill was going to destroy wasn’t even the real one—it was the copy that Stan made in Scary-oke. The real one is still in Stan’s hidden underground basement

bechnokid:

kyterion:

"oh my god you’re drawing his crotch, you pervert!"

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG IN HUMAN BODY

IT’S NORMAL

I’M NOT EVEN SEXUALIZING IT

YOU’RE SEXUALIZING IT

LET. ME. DRAW

^^^^^^This.

Bonus:

"ehehehe you’re drawing boobies—"

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